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Slow Servers
2/14/2015 8:22:12 PM - By: guycothal

so...i have found out that when we made the server move from the old GoDaddy account to the new one...we are now being limited on the amount of resources we can use...that means that PAH needs to find a new home...I believe that if we upgrade to unlimited virtual server that it will do what we need it to do...this means that my hosting costs will go up from $110/year to $360/year...I am calling on all of you to help to keep PAH here for everyone to play on...I'll cover half of the costs ($180) if we are able to raise the other half...Let me know what y'all think by emailing me - guy@guycothal.com


Happy New Years
1/4/2014 4:27:20 AM - By: guycothal

Hey all

I know I am late with saying happy new year and all, but better late than never. So to make it up to you, I am bringing you some new features:

Better menus - I was tired of right clicking someone's name in the score section and the menu appearing differently, so I centered it under the user's name and made it so you can right or left click (if you didn't know you can right click the user's name, there are a few options when you do so try it out including boot czar which skips to the next czar).

Name Bar Options Button - Instead of having several check boxes when you are in game, it is a nice little drop down menu. This menu is now sync'd with the server, so if you don't like the sounds or game history, you don't have to turn it off everytime you refresh or join a game.

Auto Select - In the In-Game options (as mentioned above), you will now have a new feature that will automatically submit your cards when the time expires IF you have enough cards select. EX// The black card is "_____ + _____ = _____" AND you have 3 cards selected, the game will automatically assume you wanted to play these cards and submits them for you when the time hits 0. You do have the option to disable this feature and it too syncs with the server.

Achievements - I have added 2 new achievements. If you don't know what they are yet, then you are not trolling the site enough.

Auto Leave - To help keep the My Invites screen more visually pleasing, the system will now mark anyone in a particular lobby that hasn't joined that game with more than 2 weeks. This doesn't mean you cannot rejoin your friends. All they have to do is re-invite you and TADA, you are back in.

ALSO, I am still waiting for people to send me your submissions for the new pancake face at the end of the game. Currently, it looks like this:

<img src="http://www.pervsgame.com/images/winner_pancake.png">

To submit your pictures, just reply to the news email and attach the picture. You can enter as many different pictures as you want. Then we will put them up for voting.

Again, Happy New Year everyone. Lets make this year the best year for Pervs Again Humanity yet. I want to try to hit 100 users by Valentines Day. This means we need 41 more new players. 

And remember, Say Calm And Play PAH!!!

Server maintenance
12/30/2013 12:19:48 AM - By: guycothal

Hey all,

Just so you know, the hosting provider does daily maintenance between 2:00 AM - 2:10 AM Eastern. So if you are playing around that time, the server will lag for that 10 minute time frame. But happy gaming 

Naughty or Nice
12/25/2013 10:14:37 AM - By: guycothal

I want to personally wish everyone a very merry Christmas. So were you naughty or nice this year. Reply back with If you are naughty or nice and what ur favorite gift was this year and I will feature the top 3 gifts on the news cast.

New Pancake
12/20/2013 7:01:58 PM - By: guycothal

Hey All,

We are having a new contest. Nothing to do with rafflecopter, but it is to see who can come up with the best graphic to replace the pancake at the end of the game. You can submit as many as you want. I will narrow it down to 5 choices and put them to a vote. So get to work. I will accept anything that is not under copyright. Custom or handmade ones are best.

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